"Just Practicing"
Walking in the Lake District
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A mostly accurate account of the Mountain Challenge teams training week in the Lake District.
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Staring: Alan, Claire, Mark, Pete, Alistair, Andrew and Michelle. See the team details page.
Deben Rotaract is in training. Training for the Rotary Mountain Challenge - to climb three mountains, in three countries, in 24 hours. Unfortunately, most of them live in Suffolk, where the more educated locals have seen pictures of mountains in books, but unless they've ever left the county, have never actually walked up more than a gentle slope.
What the Rotaract team, representing RGBI, needed was to get themselves over to a bunch of mountains, and practice walking on them.
As it happens, an opportunity arose...
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The Rotaract Great Britain and Ireland annual conference was scheduled to take place in the Lake District. The reason it's called the Lake District, is there are a lot of lakes... big pools of water that have collected at the bottom of a large number of... Mountains!
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In a show of synchronicity the theme for the Conference was "Ain't No Mountain High Enough!". By no co-incidence, the Rotaract Mountain Challenge had long adopted this as the motto for their enterprise. Five Rotaractors from Deben had gone up to the conference - including half the mountain challenge team. While there, they'd given a presentation about the venture, and even collected £100 while doing so. Handy, as the other part of the challenge was to raise £5000 for Sight Savers International.
Monday
The conference ended on the Monday... and most of the team had managed to take the rest of the week off, ready for a few days training in the Lakes (or rather, the mountainy bits around the lakes). One of the Deben conference attendees, had not been able to wait, and had already gone up a mountain or two on the Sunday, having met with an old friend. And so began the first challenge... getting the team together.
Mark, Claire & Michelle left the conference and went for lunch in Bowness. During lunch, they arranged to meet Andrew, the ringer of the team. Andrew is a non-Rotaractor from Newcastle Upon-Tyne who had worked with Claire in the past. As he had also spent part of the previous year climbing up Kilimanjaro, the team decided he'd make an ideal replacement for the 8th Rotaractor in the team, who had decided to take the job of a lifetime offered to him in Australia. Oh well, everyone has their own priorities. The four made their way to the first B&B they'd reserved, and were soon re-joined by Alan. Next to arrive was Pete, whizzing up in his 2-seater sports car. While this had got him to Windermere fast enough, he was later to regret his choice of vehicle...
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The gang made their way into town, and enjoyed a meal in one of the pubs they'd visited during the conferences pub crawl. On return to the B&B, Claire and Michelle giggled with delight at the late booking induced double bed they were going to get to share. Alan and Mark didn't giggle, but for similar reasons.
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Tuesday
Upon getting up, and heading down for breakfast there is a browse of the map. The plan is to go up Gridsdale Pyke, which Andrew has done before. He offers a choice of the easy route or the slightly tougher one, but which is still very gentle and pretty much a walk in the park. Alan thinks to himself that it is much easier to get an idea of someones grading scale AFTER you've been out on a walk with them. So, along with the rest of the group, votes for the easy option. The first of a number of good, common sense, suggestions takes place - the team has two maps, so put them in different packs, and not have one person carrying them. Solid stuff.
Heading out the door, the intrepid six pause only to pick up a number of the miniature Kendal Mint Cake sachets which the B&B offers free to it's patrons.
Meanwhile, the girls, having stopped for petrol almost immediately having started the journey, merrily follow the signs to the town where the mountain is, and are pleasantly surprised when Andrews car comes zooming towards them in the rear-view mirror. "How did he end up behind us?" "Don't know. He must have got lost."
Meanwhile... the girls have driven into the car park and realised that mountains don't come equipped with plush toilet facilities, and that shepherds bush does not simply refer to a place in London. So, with Pete about to open a door, they quickly put the car in gear and whizzed back to the nearest pub.
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Soon (comparatively speaking) the boys and girls are reunited, and Pete stands firmly on the lads side once more. They set off, walking, in an upwards direction. About five minutes later they stop for a break, take off a few layers of clothes, and have a breather.
Two hours later, they reach the top. (The writer should apologise at this point. Four paragraphs describing the car journey, and 7 words about the walk. Sorry.)
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Two and a half hours later, they return to their cars. (Sorry, sorry, sorry).
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Ok, ok... During their climb, the team learned a number of things (See - making up for it). Alan learns a little about Andrews grading system. If this was the 'easy option', then he really doesn't want to be doing the tough choices. Ever. Pete learns that if he refuses to fall off steep slopes, then he will earn a nickname of 'The Mountain Goat'. Andrew learns some of the phrases you avoid when you're with a group of Deben Rotaractors ("How's everyones feet?" Claire: "uuuggghhh, don't mention feet!" and "So, Mark, tell us a joke..." Everyone "Nooooooooooo!!!!!!!" for example). Claire learns that there is an ice-cream van parked at the top. Alan learns how to motivate people to climb mountains. It's a shame it takes them so long to reach the top, as by the time they get there, the ice-cream van has moved on.
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The gang drive to the nearest pub (the girls knew the way) for a quick drink. Then back to the B&B, where they meet up with the final member of their party - Alistair. After a most excellent evening meal at another of the pub crawls pubs, our friends retire to their beds.
Wednesday
There are some familiar patterns in the morning; Perusal of the maps, a short chat about possible routes, grabbing of the Kendal mint cake, and getting into the cars. Three of them this time. Oh, and everyone made sure they knew how to get to the mountain.
The plan for the day was to go up Helvellyn. This is one of the mountains the gang would actually be doing for real in two months time. The route discussion had been quite easy - they'll be going up the route that was planned for the event. The only reason there was any discussion at all was that between the seven of them, they'd all forgotten to pack the planned route details.
The girls set off first, followed by Pete (in a separate car, if only to distance himself from the 'girls' tag), with Alan, Andrew and Mark bringing up the rear.
The guys lost sight of the others quite early on, but no matter, they knew the way. At the junction they lost the girls yesterday, they go straight on... then change their minds, do a 180, go back and turn off. After a short distance they change their minds again, go back, and carry on the road they originally planned. This turns out to rejoin their second choice anyway.
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When the guys eventually get to Helvellyn, they manage to overshoot the car park. This wasn't due to speed, but simply the fact that they hadn't realised that was the one. They turned round in the next car park a few miles down the road, having worked it out. Driving in, they prepare to park next to the others, and make up some reason for their lateness, that doesn't involve admitting to the last couple of paragraphs. This plan would have been fine, except neither of the other cars has arrived yet.
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It is observed that the Rotaract team is fine when navigating on mountains (There is 'Up' and there is 'Down'). But when in cars, they have trouble ('Left', 'Right', 'Forward', 'Backward', and in the case of Claire, 'Up' and 'Down' again).
Helvellyn take a little over two hours to go up. On the trip, they take in the fantastic views of the nearby lake. They admire the stone cut steps carved into the rock. They gaze down at a passing fighter plane, and note with some satisfaction that this means they are higher. Alistair keeps having to be reigned back in to the others. Eventually someone suggests sticking some rocks in his backpack. Alistair obligingly stops, takes his pack off, and puts some rocks in it. (He later claims he was just putting his jacket in it, but the others know the truth). Nearing the top, Andrew points out Striding Edge. Everyone else laughs politely, while silently thinking that if he even suggests they go across it, then they'll simply swear the wind caught him, and there was nothing they could do.
Helvellyn is not the tallest mountain in the UK. It's not even the tallest one in the Lake District. But our debonair Debenites did declare that any mountain where you walk past snow in late Spring is clearly high enough.
Michelle throws a snowball at Claire. It misses. Claire glances from Michelle to Striding Edge, and the group continues to the top. Claire has it in mind that she'll just chuck her ice-cream at Michelle when they get to the top, having been assured that there really is a van up there this time.
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On the summit, our heroes refresh their energy levels through a mixture of nuts, seeds, and chocolate. This last being the Easter Egg given to Michelle and Claire after presenting at the Rotaract conference at the weekend. Sadly, the van had just left.
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Almost two hours later, they return to their cars. (For some reason, it took less time going down...)
Andrew drives off to his home in the North, while the rest of the crew drive round to the other side of Helvellyn, being careful to stay in convoy, in order to get to the youth hostel that was to be their home for the next two nights. Pete pauses just before the final stretch of road, as the travel instructions had said the road wasn't tarmaced, and Pete, as mentioned earlier, drives a little sporty number that's very low to the ground, and not exactly designed for off-roading. He and Mark look at the road, and decide it doesn't look too bad, and it doesn't continue for too long.
After too long, they realise that not only is the road getting worse, but that it goes a lot further than first thought. Unfortunately, there wasn't any way to turn round, and Pete was leading. Many tears later (sadness from Pete, laughter from Mark) the wrecked roadster reaches the youth hostel. After dropping their kit, everyone decides to go for a bite at the pub down the road. Pete was due to drive back to Suffolk, and chose to go after lunch. As the mountain walkers of tomorrow begin their evening walk to the pub, Pete begins his somewhat slower drive to the same place. Mark waves cheerfully at the others, having decided on the 'quick' way down.
Thursday
The remaining five have decided they've seen enough mountains over the week, so decide to go for a long walk through Gridsdale Forest. On arrival there, they head straight to the Forest coffee shop for a morning drink. There is in fact quite a large visitors complex there, including play areas for kids, play areas for grown ups, and the mandatory gift shop. Skipping all of this, our friends head to the art exhibition.
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The art mostly takes the form of sculptures, and is scattered around a wide area of woodland. Claire makes 'oooh' noises while admiring the metal spiders, and Michelle tries out her musical talent by playing the wooden instruments. Our Rotaractor ramblers roam right on, into, and through the forest proper.
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This turns out to be their longest walk yet, and for good measure it even had a few hilly bits to traverse. Alan comments how at times it's so peaceful, listening to the sounds of nature; the birds in the sky, the wind in the trees and so forth. Claire queries what he means by 'at times', but works out the answer before everyone can tell her.
Having come full circle, the group return to where they started. The coffee shop. They check the menu and find that, for once, there really is ice cream available at the end of the walk.
Friday
The next day, they declare themselves fit, and fully practiced in the art of climbing mountains. Thus they can drive back to Suffolk, and spend the next couple of months cheerfully avoiding them.
Quotes
(aka 'The True Stuff')
"Who dropped you on your head while you were a child?" - Claire to Mark
"Everyone who had the opportunity" - Mark
"I like prawns but not cooked prawns" - Michelle
"Could you at least pretend to breath heavily every so often, just to make me feel better" - Pete to Alistair
"I was born ready. Not for this, but..." - Mark
"We're much better when we actually get on the mountains. It's just cars we can't cope with" - Alan
"Why does none of this make any sense to me?" - Claire
"Because that's a map and you're a woman?" - Mark
"Champion" - Andrew
"I have no talent" - Clare
"I was debating whether to get my nuts out or not" - Michelle
"Can I just ask a question about that sentence" - Mark
"I have no balance" - Claire
"I wish I had lots of cousins. Then I'd have... lots of cousins" - Michelle
"I wondered where that sentence was going" - Andrew
"I'm still not sure where it ended up" - Mark
"You see I wasn't as stupid as you all thought" - Claire
"Yeah. That's the first time that's happened" - Mark
"Champion" - Andrew
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